Dear beloved Kim,

We feel the need to ask you outright, we would like to know what we ever did wrong to you?

It seems that you want to break up with us in such a cruel and abrupt manner. It has been almost three weeks now that you have cut down on poor fats. We thought that we would always be a part of your life, as I’m sure you did too.

Can you not remember when you used to satisfy me, your cravings? The weekends we used to spend together were beautiful, especially the ones where you ordered Pizza, ate a bar of galaxy and drank wine all while watching Ryan Gosling and Rachel Macadam’s discover their love for one another… A love like ours!

And what about our secret rendezvous? I loved our naughty little trips to the drive through’s. No one ever knew even though you blame us, we never told anyone about it. But now looking back we can see why you are angry at us. It was fat’s, he didn’t mean to, but he clung to your hips like a new born monkey to it’s mother. We know we started to show around your midriff, but with a love as strong as ours how could you of expected to keep us under wraps?

It seems that fats is being pushed away by some other love you have found, ‘muscle’ who is he and why is he making it hard for fats to keep a hold of your waistline? And who is this Tiffany that you speak of? Like a new God? Is she the one who has introduced you and this muscle to each other?

You think you can get rid of us and start this new and ‘healthy’ lifestyle, but I, cravings will fight back. I saw you yesterday at that café in the park, peering at the cakes. I know that when you are bored you still feel my presence. When you feel there is no one around and nothing is going right I will be here waiting for you. know on the first week of your new lifestyle, you felt good, you felt in control, and you didn’t care that you were breaking your relationship with fats. But I saw you last week, that second-week hurt didn’t it? What you would of given for your beloved Galaxy. However it’s seems now that you are banishing me with this new ‘Quest’ bar you have discovered! Another sly trick this Tiffany has used to put you against me and fats. I know what you are doing, I see you finding these new recipes, muffins and cakes full of protein. I can feel myself getting weaker and further away from you but I want you to remember to watch your back and beware. I get stronger you know! Every hangover and every menstrual cycle I will be there laying heavy on your shoulders ready to take you back and reunite with fats. All of us back together.

So for now, we will see you later, this is your third week and I too like fats am slowly disappearing from your life. Good luck with whatever it is you want to achieve without us. We will miss you dearly and hope that this Muscle and Tiffany that you have ditched us for brings you all the happiness in the world Yours Sincerley Cravings & Fats x


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